This Newf Reviews: Free Range Chicken Breast Wraps

Bet you were all wondering when we would do this again!

Free Range Dog Chews - the same folks that we often buy our marrow bones and bully sticks from - have come out with a new product line:

Chicken Breast Wraps. It's basically a piece of chicken breast jerkified and then wrapped around a segment of apple, carrot, water chestnut, kiwi, sweet potato, beef liver...or banana.

We LOVE them. We're working on discovering more information about the company - it looks like most of their bone products come from Brazilian cattle but we're not sure where the chicken comes from. In the meantime, we're willing to endorse them on taste alone. Mmmmmmmm....

So. Let's see if we remember how to do this.

THIS NEWF REVIEWS: FREE RANGE DOG CHEWS CHICKEN BREAST WRAPS
Company Standards: The company manufactures all their stuff in their Brazilian plant. Their product comes from free range cattle (and presumably chickens). No hormones, no antibiotics. The animals are not fed cannibal diets. All products meet USDA standards.

Size and Portability: Each nugget is a little smaller than a golf ball. They're only a tiny bit moist, although they should be kept sealed in their package to prevent them from absorbing more moisture from the air since they are dehydrated.

Newfy Drool-o-Meter Rating: We give this simultaneous ropes to the floor. These are super tasty, and we make the desperate "we're not breathing" face when we see our mama pick up the bag.


*Newfy Drool-o-Meter Key:

Dry Mouth: Zero interest or appreciation for the item in question - not worth drooling over.
Minicicles: Just the tiniest hint of a droolcicle starting at either corner of the mouth. Drool worthy? Barely.
One-Slinger: The treat is good - good enough to get the juices flowing but not so good that I would offer it as an aperitif on a first date with Sunshade.
Two-Slinger: Now we're talking! The drool is even, it's sling-able, and it has been earned.
Simultaneous-Ropes-to-the-Floor: The highest honor I, or any newf, can offer a treat or toy. So delicious and delightful that the drool flows like water.